Who Would Play What If The Movie ’300′ Was Made In India
Presenting the Indian version of 300, the 2006 blockbuster movie. The Indian version would have been more than 3 hours with little Indian fights, 45 min songs, 1 hour romance and so on.
1. Deepika Padukone as Queen Gorgo
Beautiful, elegant, voluptuous, witty and Queen. Some girl action is the masala of Vada Pav.
2. Manoj Bajpai as Theron
Wicked, Chatterbox, Cruel and Lusty. Fits the criteria.
3. Saurabh Shukla as Persian Emissary
4. Irrfan Khan as Xerxes
The real slim shady stood up becoming the cruelest king.
5. Johnny Lever as Ephialtes
What could be more awesome than stubborn meets comedian.
6. Partho Gupte as Leonidas at 7
7. Parzan Dastur as Leonidas at 15
8. Nawazuddin Siddiqui as Persian Messenger
The Wasseypur leader is hired to send a simple message (just to alert them)
9. Raghubir yadav as Elder Councilmen
Soft and decent and robust and raw and old look.
10. Rahul Dev as Uber Immortal
Someone has to become a muscular giant!
11. Bruna Abdullah as Oracle girl
Sunny Leone would be good but let us respect Indian censor board.
12. Arjun Rampal as Captain (Artemis)
#GoodLeader #Emotions #FollowOrders
13. Siddhartha as Dilios
Your eyes are shattered, you don’t have to battle and you are just another messenger to the queen.
14. Sikander Kher as Stelios
2 things: Kill the Persian emissary and try to kill the Xerxes, that’s all he got in the movie.
15. Prakash Raj as Daxos
When Avengers, Iron Sky, GI Goe have Indians as cast, Bollywood have to have Prakash Raj look alikes.
16. Finally, John Abraham as King Leonidas
The ROAR is similar, physique is similar, Gerrard Butler and John Abraham are both popular among the masses. Fits the puzzle.
By Kartik Jha
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